Monday 27 December 2010

cover white sky vampire weekend

There is so much good shit out there!!!!!!!!!

Frankie Boyle's Most Offensive Jokes

Why don't I try embedding it properly....

Does anyone else find they have turned into a total retard since the internet became capable of running videos?

Every time I sit down to do work I end up looking up so much shit. If i'm at home it's usually porn, hours and hours of porn. Even if it's in public I end up looking at the most offensive stuff I can find that's not porn.

It is really fucking funny though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV6fpSnkh0

Thursday 23 December 2010

seriously- what am I doing with my life?

That post below- it's pathetic- xfactor/facebook- what's going on? how did I become so disengaged with real life? I did actually recently disable my Facebook profile, just cos it's such an unrimeting time theif and nostalgia fest, and I don't see how any good can come of it.

Just spent two days off sick in bed (like you do?-dont ask), I ventured out today to get some last minute christmas shopping and realised that the town I live in is an ACTUAL shit hole. It has no inspiring features at all. I mean, yea it can be kind of funny to live in a total dump and see the flip side of everything, but also when you step out your door, I think you have to be somewhere that engages you and gives you a sense of "wow" every so often. To me the best cities are those that have great highlights and deep low lights.

This partly stems from having started to read Stuart Murdoch(of belle and sebastian fame)'s Diaries "the celestial cafe" they're ok, pretty bog standard, this happened then this happened the I had this hipster musing about something or other. Well actually I kind of love the hipster musings and they're generally about Glasgow, which is a city that has incredible poverty and scumminess cheek by jowl next to amazing city scapes and architecture and people that have and incredible wit.

Maybe I'm just being moany because I'm sick and tired of having cold wet feet every time I step out of the door because of this god-awful winter we're having. Its not a new realisation to me that I live in a horrible soul-less place that I don't want to remain in any longer than I have to (for professional reasons am stuck here for the next few years) but it's just that sometimes I deal with it better than others. Sigh.

Sunday 12 December 2010

ok so another year, another x-factor final, ended up on this blog and there was a real live comment at the end of the post from last year- so I thought I would go nuts and write another post.

x-factor- matt won- total scandal, he sounds like a cat being strangled.

Hung over today as was on my works christmas night out last night. It was the usual nonsense, I was completely and utterly pished. That's probably the only story worth mentioning. Actually I've just had a flashback of someone snorting coke in the toilet..not one of us, it was one of these christmas functions that you take a table at, have a shit meal and then a disco. So this guy must have been from another company, but I mean- WTF? I'm quite naive I guess but i've never really witnessed that before.

The best bit about it was not having watched x-factor and going on facebook this morning and seeing the massive amount of status updates everyone had posted on it. Gave it a real sense of anticipation when catching up with it on youtube. There were a lot of comments on matt practically cumming in his pants when he was singing with rianna.

Just saw the new coke advert for christmas where santa moves the miniature city around and influences everyone's life...I think they have him mixed up with god?